June22012

It looks as though I need a place to live now

4AM

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

Why the fuck are people such big fucking ass holes?! Why can’t you be happy for me? Its your fault I’m feeling this way…horrible, sad, pissed off…I’m fucking done!!!
I tried to make things better, I tried to mend broken first impressions, but when your mind had been set a long time ago there’s no fucking point!!!

Also, your bitch of a girlfriend has no right to say the comments she said about MY girlfriend…just saying, she’s clean! There’s no reason for me to “see the urologist because my girlfriend is fucking gross”

GO FUCK YOUR SELVES!!!

June12012
4PM
2AM

I wish I could bitch slap and shank every stupid ass person on the planet

2AM

My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

I went over, nobody was home.

if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

(Source: light-, via most-awkward-moments)

2AM
npr:

These really POP! — tanya b.
huffingtonpost:

Clowns are going to have to step up their game.
Larry Moss And Kelly Cheatle’s Airigami: Balloon Interpretations Of Classic Masterpieces


muppet of a man

npr:

These really POP! — tanya b.

huffingtonpost:

Clowns are going to have to step up their game.

Larry Moss And Kelly Cheatle’s Airigami: Balloon Interpretations Of Classic Masterpieces

muppet of a man

2AM

(Source: brotips, via walkingcircles)

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galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

  • take car
  • go to mum’s
  • kill phil
  • grab liz
  • go to the winchester
  • have a nice cold pint  
  • and wait for all this to blow over

(via walkingcircles)

2AM
ameruu:

nicoception:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys
are my heroes

they will save us all one day

true love

ameruu:

nicoception:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

they will save us all one day

true love

(via walkingcircles)

2AM

(Source: nakedblackcannibal, via roflscott)

2AM

joeythejuniorreporter:

Justin Timberlake & Ryan Gosling’s thug life 

(x)

(via walkingcircles)

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